Ivan the Terrible's revenge (?)

I don't know if it was because I've been brushing my teeth with tap water or just what, but like the elevator in my building, my digestive system just decided to stop working on Monday. It was not so much fun. I am feeling completely better now, and the elevator in my building works now too! It isn't walking down 12 flights of steps that is the problem, it is just walking UP them. Needless to say, I don't need a gym membership.