(Slightly) racist joke 'o the day

So, a Georgian (like the country) walks into a movie theater and sits down on a chair. “Ouch!” he screams, as he has sat on a tack and it is piercing his flesh, and pulls out his dagger and starts stabbing those around him.

A Jew walks into the same movie theater and sits down on a chair too! He quickly jumps up startled when he realizes that he sat on the tack, examines the seat carefully, picks up the tack, cleans it off, and puts it in his pocket.

Then, a Russian walks into the movie theater and sits down on the chair. “Ouch! God that hurts” the Russian exclaims as the tack is causing him much pain and misery. “Another thing I have to deal with today, I guess,” the Russian thinks as remains seated.


This joke was told to us to help explain Russian culture, and if you think about the Soviets and life and Russia, it is pretty “accurate” as far as the Russian is concerned at least.